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And that’s basically it!
Did she not enjoy it? Is he going to try again after more practice.
Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I'm not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant's clone but he wasn't really The Doctor at that point was he?
It's greatly implied during many of The Doctors that he has sex often.
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That's why the doctor needs the practise.
He could've done it in 2 minutes if they'd just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
Doctor Who is getting nuts these days.
Doctor Who gettingto nut these days.
However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.
I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.
That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. "We're shooting, stay out!" Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”
Look he's been travelling through time and space for thousands of years and spent billions of years dying repeatedly in a time loop, i don't think he gives a shit about some patient in surgery when there's a chance to get his end away.
A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he's got a boner to the point he can't concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.
It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I'd much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.
So that it's clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there's a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.
That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn't gone for much more than a long bathroom break.
Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist's job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.
I coulda done it faster
Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it
TIL Doctor Who fucks.
it gets bigger on the inside.
Timelords are canines, confirmed
If a retail worker did that shit they'd get fired on the spot. What a shit show smfh.
He did get fired. He just didn't lose his medical license.
Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they'd be arrested.
the everfucking fuck, he's an anaesthetist. anyone else in the OR can skip out for 15 seconds to fuck, he can't.
If the operation went well, I wouldn't care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
honestly I don't even care, at least the doctor wasn't fucking the patient
Doctor Who left patient...
He needed some clarity
"I'm very concerned about my surgery, is the surgeon very talented?"
"Oh, he fucks"
"You mean that figuratively? As in, he's very good at what he does?"
"..."
Damn. I don't even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.
The nurse will be thankful he's had more practice.