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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 97 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thankfully, she did not ask for "all the bacon we have".

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 21 points 1 week ago

There's always next birthday lol.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What you may hear is, give me a lot of bacon.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What I said is "give me all the bacon you have".

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ron would laugh at the broccoli and ask "Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?"

Edit: word

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s got cheese on it and Ron is a man of taste.

He’d eat this shit like it was Tammy II’s tuna tunnel.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Not the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch 'Parks & Rec'. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson.

Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ron wouldn't be caught dead eating stunted trees.

Edit: missed the contraction.

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe if it were jammed into a Paunch Burger.