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[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

If the end of times is coming I want to be there, naked, hammered drunk and out of my mind on blow standing atop the seven headed dragon of the end times as it burns everything down, buck sled and listening to Metallica. I don't even really love Metallica but it would just fit the scene.