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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago

Just don't trip

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, but I'm terrible about carrying them with me

Start a cocaine or ketamine habit and you will always remember to have it on hand.

Do they have to be 3 feet long novelty straws?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Wheat stalk straws are surprisingly good. Don't need to wash them like metal and silicone ones.

I love my metal straws. Great for smoothies and milkshakes. They don't collapse!

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Metal straws are annoying to clean. You can’t just put them in the dishwasher, but have to use more water washing by hand and need to buy a specific tool just for that.

But why are we using straws at all? Just say no

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

some people's necks don't bend right. straws are a medical device

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s where you’re going? Out of the billions of straws used every day, you’re concerned about the edge case where it’s medically useful? By all means go for the plastic single use. Medicine is a huge user of that and there’s no realistic alternative. Hospitals and nursing homes get universal exemptions. It’s also a tiny fraction of single use plastic straw waste.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

can i interrupt your whine to remind you i answered your question

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for interrupting our discussion of zebras where everything is striped black or white, by reminding us they’re striped light gray and dark gray

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you wanted to know why people use them and "PFFF THATS AN EDGE CASE" do you feel this way about all disadvantaged groups or just the disabled?

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it’s literally the edge case, and insignificant to the actual point being made. you excused like a few thousand uses of the straw, maybe. don’t excuse the thousands of metric tons thrown out every year

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

edge cases are more important than the average person, fire alarms saving someone's life is an edge case the default is going off for no reason.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

what are you talking about?

the equivalent use in your example would be the fire department getting an alarm for every building in the world multiple times a day being ok, because they might show up right when a fire breaks out!

again, you are justifying thousands of pounds of land waste for the very few who might need to use a straw due to some medical issue.

it would be better to not use straws, and just have them purchasable by those who need them for medical reasons.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because my teeth are going bad and straws help

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thats something I wasn’t aware of, but clearly there are medical needs. I’m still confident that’s a small minority.

You’re right that we need to stop trying to make things binary, like a blanket prohibition. But we should be able to just say no to casual use of single use plastic straws and the remaining exceptions are probably no big deal. It’s not the hundreds of thousands of medically useful single use plastic straws every day that are the problem. But the hundreds of millions, or billions, of casual use

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might get expensive to give one away with every drink

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah the last time I drank a can of coke it was crazy expensive. Like an entire dollar or some shit.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I was thinking those proper metal ones, but if we're talking about some extremely thin aluminium straws then I'd more worry about how well they'd handle and if there's some other worries about them. Lots of metal trash probably