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The largest ape that ever walked the Earth, Gigantopithecus blacki, lived in what is now China and went extinct between 295,000โ€“215,000 years ago.

๐Ÿ“ Height: ~3 meters (9.8 ft)

โš–๏ธ Weight: 200โ€“300 kg (441โ€“661 lbs)

๐Ÿ“ธ Image: Paleo-anthro sculptor Bill Munns with his Giganto reconstruction in his Los Angeles backyard.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-023-06900-0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus

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[โ€“] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine homo florensis had managed to domesticate Gigantopithecus, riding on their shoulders like toddlers shooting arrows to hunt food.

History would have played out differently with a mini Genghis Khan and his horde riding on giant apes!

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there's room for prehistoric fantasy,

there are multiple human races: Neanderthals, Cromagnon, Nadelii, Florensis... Megafauna, endless wilderness...

however, knowing humans, chances are of one didn't kill all the others, battle royale style, it would end up with one domesticating the others for what is basically slavery, but with 50 thousand years of artificially selecting the best most loyal 'slaves' it'll end up as a extremely loyal and friendly household/and industrial labour.

[โ€“] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's basically what we've done to wolves, horses, cats and cows/oxen through breeding. A giant ape would be a little more intelligent and sapient, but not that much. What would be unique would be a domesticated animal that can grasp and pick up and carry things, and trained to use some tools.

[โ€“] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hypothetically humans could have "domesticated " another group of humans, and with enough drifting, cause speciation. or at least enough difference that a "domesticate domestic/labour human" would be much different than a normal human, then breed them into countless breeds.

imagine if a slaver tribe 10k years ago existed until now, and their slaves ended up domesticated...

Only reason I doubt that could happen in long term, is because slavers will sexually assault their slaves resulting in enough intermixing to stop any genetic domestication.

sorry, I'm in a long drive and just stop in the bathroom and I'm now chatting for no reason ..

[โ€“] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haha well that is much darker and sounds like a good premise for a science fiction / fantasy. I think star trek had a story like that. And planet of the apes / the time machine.

Crazy enough, there have been attempts to create a hybrid between an chimpanzee and a human. Luckily, none succeeded lol

that reminds me of a joke.

A lab wants to make a human chimp hybrid,. they put an ad, listing 500$ for volunteers for an experiment.

100 volunteers come in, the scientists explains them they of they accept, they'll have to have sex with a gorilla for 500$.

99 of the volunteers refuse immediately.

one accepts

on the day of the experiment the volunteer asks, those 500$ do I pay them now or after?