Programmer Humor

26666 readers

2773 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

437

... that you know of. (feddit.org)

submitted 1 day ago by einkorn@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

35 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are tests and test automation? What documentation? What’s a code review? Can you please come talk to my boss?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your boss doesn’t get to leave the room, it seems.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m looking for a new job but I have to develop skills people want now.

You know there are object oriented languages? Well, try three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C.

It’s great!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, it gets better: three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C, in the style of three entirely separate languages that are idiomatically alien to C.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Are you a previous hire at my company? You sound like you should be a manager here with those great ideas