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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Your boss doesn’t get to leave the room, it seems.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m looking for a new job but I have to develop skills people want now.

You know there are object oriented languages? Well, try three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C.

It’s great!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, it gets better: three different retired programmers who made attempts to implement objects three different ways into C, in the style of three entirely separate languages that are idiomatically alien to C.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Are you a previous hire at my company? You sound like you should be a manager here with those great ideas