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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 108 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Republicans man. So concerned about others bedroom activities. They need to get laid more.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 56 points 1 week ago

I hope they never get laid again until it's in the ground.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

~~They need to get laid more.~~

They need to go fuck themselves.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I was thinking pallbearers

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

That's why they are so sex obsessed, because they are sexually frustrated from repressed urges of being Republican. The American Dad episode of stan finally unleases his urges due to his conservative nature is what I picture Republicans kinks are

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

machismo is king in their culture

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

That's why latin men identify with Republicans so much, they are all machismo culture