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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Sí - A direct translation pseudo-language for coding in C and C++ with Spanish keywords. (from Wikipedia)

it’s real

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)
#incluir usando nombres std;

int main(vacío) {
    ca « “¡Hola, mundo!” « terml;
    volver 0;
}
[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

You're missing some of the code in that snippet, because the author's markdown rendering isn't working properly.

Specifically, it's missing #incluir <iostream>, where the <iostream>-part got treated as an HTML-tag.

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gracias, lo odio (we don't really say that one in spanish tho)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gracias, lo odio (we don’t really say that one in spanish tho)

... supongo la variante coloquial seria "me da asco"?

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pienso que sí, siempre lo digo. Pero también me gusta decir cosas así como “¿qué sabo?” 😭

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“¿qué sabo?” 😭

cual region es eso? "hablo" rioplatense.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 6 days ago

Mi propio accento

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

entero principal(vacío)

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] magikmw@piefed.social 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

Java should be in the infernal tongues. Or one of the many languages of Indonesia 🤷