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[–] wildflower@lemmy.world 101 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Jim Jefferies, Jimmy Carr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson... I was surprised to see these names on the lineup, what a bunch of sellouts.

This is from their contracts (found on https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-30/riyadh-comedy-festival-begins-with-pete-davidson-bill-burr/105833686):

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

when has Jimmy Carr ever been a surprise?

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Do jump scares count as surprises? If so, then frequently.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Jimmy is a cunt. Self admitted.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yup, that guy just looooves the money. At least he openly admits it in his performances.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He was named in the tax evasion offshore account. The cunt is a traitor to his own country.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I couldn't give less of a fuck if anyone's a traitor to their own country in that way. The tax evasion is bad because of ethics, not because he "betrayed his country". It didn't have any effect on his lifestyle but he chose to do it anyway, it's all about him being a greedy fuck and not about Nationalism.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

but how the fuck do you enrich yourself and not give back to your country? who else is paying for the police, roads, schools, hospitals, and then you also get to "vote" on how it's spent? I'm a low-wage broke fuck but I still pay taxes and that's how the government makes me contribute to everything we all benefit from. Meanwhile, this super wealthy multi-millionare twat does not, and tax evades instead? I'm someone who contributes to, and is hurt when I see my country struggles because we're all in this together.

You understand me right? that's why I used the word traitor. he should be jailed and not welcomed in the UK

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Pete Davison is just mind blowing. He can’t even make jokes about how SA murdered his Jewish dad, while he sucks the dick of the men who murdered his dad

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] wildflower@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Peter Michael Davidson was born on November 16, 1993 in the Staten Island borough of New York City to parents Amy (née Waters) and Scott Matthew Davidson. Scott was a New York City firefighter for Ladder 118 who died in service during the September 11th attacks, along with the rest of his unit."

from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Davidson

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

Ah ok. I thought he might have been a reporter who fell a foul of the kingdom.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago

from their contracts

Max whack