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Treasury weighs minting $1 coin with Trump's face for U.S. 250th anniversary (www.cnbc.com)

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[–] FreeMindFreeAss@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

One time I came home drunk at night and had a campfire out back. For some reason, I had the urge to burn a few dollar bills that I had in my pocket, I think because money was such a concern for me at the time and the simple act of burning a few of these life-tickets upon which we all depend felt freeing.

Now this, I would invest in a torch and smelting pot for these ones. Or stamp Epstein on the other side and leave them strewn about.