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What is the result of a programmer's work? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"My dad does a programmer."

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Perchance the mother is also a programmer

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

"I did a programming... at the program factory."

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A professional programmer f... wow that is a job?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well they don't usually f... Exclusively programmers, but professionals do exist, yes.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

As i understand it and what is interesting to me, is that they f... A programmer, not programmers and that exclusively and professionally.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, true. That is a curious job. I think it's called programmer's spouse.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They usually don't do it professionally.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

That sounds very unprofessional.