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White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump (www.bbc.com)

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[–] Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace," White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

I'm glad we've arrived at the 'indistinguishable from North Korean propaganda' stage of the second Trump presidency. Really classic stuff.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

Praise be.