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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 81 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The utter lack of seasoning make me think this is authentic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 60 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Heat is classified as a seasoning now.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago

Didn't use enough of that either. Only the bacon looks like it has seen a grill or pan.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 days ago

I mean, it kind of can be

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The seasoning is the bacon grease this all cooks in. Besides salt and pepper for the egg, that's generally all this needs.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

a worrying amount of people seem to only consider habanero peppers as flavourful, anything else is unseasoned

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Haha, yes. See this all the time online. Like even the idea of just having a nice rare ribeye without a tonne of A1 sauce on it is anathema to them.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those are typically college kids who still don't know how to cook

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

i feel like old men do it a lot as well, presumably part being macho and maybe part that testosterone makes taste buds decline earlier?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

What sort of seasoning would you require on sausages or mushrooms..?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I understand that the shrooms in a full English are usually just this way, but literally speaking you can season the shit out of mushrooms with all sorts of flavorings.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

The place we used to get breakfast (they had a big breakfast with double everything!) started putting herbs in the mushrooms. Absolute shite and ruined them.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

You can but often you don't because they're delish as is

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Salt & cracked pepper, ideally the mushrooms cooked in butter with a bit of maillard happening. Sausages fine with just a little tomato sauce(ketchup) or spicy tomato chutney.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Salt on mushrooms, herbs on sausages.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Bangers sometimes have herbs in them. Not these ones - they look cheap, though that can be a mood in itself.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Those look like canned champion mushroom, they have salt in them in my experience. What sort of herbs would you put on the sausages?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Fair enough. I was referring to mushrooms in general.

Mixed herbs, for example like these: https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/296921655

Sprinkle a little bit on the top while frying, really enhance the taste.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

Always can add some brown sauce.