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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’ (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seattle does a naked bike ride every solstice festival!

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to start up a winter solstice festival. I'm actually a little surprised we don't have one (or do we?).

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Apparently there’s something at Green Lake on two weekends, 5-8pm. But I’m always too seasonally depressed to go anywhere for the winter solstice.