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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You not using any libraries? We have like 1100 animals in our software at work (that we know of).

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Coder's Ark

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Minimal footprint, no dependencies 😇

The stash of awful code the AI blurted out vaguely resembling libraries the AI was trained on