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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

not really different than the op these days though

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still useful to this day that’s true. But I also like to gamble on my code and argue with AI

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer writing code that works and not wasting time with the bullshit generator

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, to be honest it's kind of like that 90% of the time. You don't actually become more productive but end up cleaning trash most of the time. Anyway, the hardest part is connecting all the pieces properly and understanding how everything fits, handling edge cases, and so on. Writing the code itself is actually the easy part.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's all part of writing it. Typing gibberish you don't understand or that doesn't work doesn't count.

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not necessarily, even before having all these models, I spent most of my time thinking rather than coding. The coding part is just the final nail, that's my approach at least.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Isnt the thinking part of the coding?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same here really, i plan the structure, then have ai throw it together, then i clean up and build off of that

I can't say i particularly miss writing the mindless boilerplate stuff

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely missing that process, you forget error handling. As you write, its consistently, what if this is null, what if the input is like x. There are many questions you should ask yourself and if you AI it, you'll forget.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In my experience, the ai generate code has better error handling than code i write myself

I'm lazy so i only write if it's important (and i think of it), the AI is less lazy and often codes quite defensively in my experience

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Claude: "It's a known issue"

ChatGPT: "Ah - now I see the what the problem is you're trying to do such and such" after telling me to do such and such

Gemini: "I see you're trying to bake a lettuce cake with chocolate chip cookies"

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

More like, Anymodel: "You're absolutely right! What the hell is this?"

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember when people used to steal code from StackOverflow? Good times

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The first generation of vibe coders

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to corporate America. If it works, ship it. Fuck it. It’s not your personal pet project. Give back as much as they care about you.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You not using any libraries? We have like 1100 animals in our software at work (that we know of).

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Coder's Ark

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Minimal footprint, no dependencies 😇

The stash of awful code the AI blurted out vaguely resembling libraries the AI was trained on

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It is called sampling and recombination, which is perfectly fine. The only metric should be that the final product masters the testing parkour. And that parkour better be worth its name. :)

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

"the natural consequences of your own decisions" is the best answer I have to most things

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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