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Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner says nobody ever told him the large SS-Totenkopf tattoo he's had on his chest for the last 18 years is a Nazi symbol (www.notus.org)
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[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In fairness, that is asking a marine to have thought something through.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Too busy eating crayons.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hey I've been informed that red is a tasty color.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

not enough jammed up the nose, into the brain, like Homer.