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Gotos are cool, it’s the way assembly works, if your mind likes them then more power to you. But if you work on teams then it’s a nogoto. Most of the functionality can be replaced with things that most people find easier. Just enjoy your time with and don’t ever is Kotlin. Fucking let me fucking return. I see them now those snooty opinionated safety fanatics “ooooh it will be so elegant in the closures the last value will be the return” bs.
This is the one thing that I really dislike about Rust. All this talk about safety and the return value/expression reads like a typeo w/o a semicolon. It even has
returnanyway since there are lots of scenarios that's needed for an optimal path.