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[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This was covered back in '93 on usenet. Behold: Smuckfest!

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is ancient furry porn, isn't it?

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Huh. I'm not sure how far back furries go.

If not, it's certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What most people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.

Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.