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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What?

Who is looking at people's junk?

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FEIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

can confirm ✅

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Ever since puberty, me.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Haha perhaps it's a well hidden secret that women also oogle the bodies of men

Guess that's reassuring? Maybe?

Idk. I usually try to hide the bulge, seemed inappropriate. It's why I don't usually wear skinny jeans or snug pants.

Maybe I'm more amused that there are men this insecure about themselves. I can't change my height, I can't fix my ugly. But I can certainly show off a little I guess.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

My eyes are up here ladies, quit objectifying me.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Had a coworker who's pants was ultra tight. Could see outline very clearly.