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Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours (eu.freep.com)

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (10 children)

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (9 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] Kandorr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm sorry what

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] Stanard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

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