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If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I'm sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
At an oil refinery OSHA doesn't fuck about.
We still have OSHA?
Until new year at least
But if we get rid of OSHA, what's Mike Rowe going to hold for laughter and applause for after he says "ocean?"
The tide goes in the tide goes out you can’t explain it
Yes I can. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
https://youtu.be/NUeybwTMeWo
Why are you arguing with me? I just explained it. Tide goes in because tide goes out.
Fuck it! We'll do it live!
This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
Something something BP oil spill
They might fuck around a little bit.
Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on "anything that is, or appears to be" (a cigarette).
Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn't get they are fake and uses a real one.
Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there's no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.
If that's true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition dumps, and field bases?
Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.