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[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That cup has seen some shit

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If you can fit a cup, you are not a newb and only newbs forget to properly flush before doing butt stuff.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Still, you should probably wipe it down before putting it back in grandma's tea set.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume grandma hasn't been doing the same for decades.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

🎵 Streaks on the china...! 🎶

[–] trk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

.... The Aristocrats!

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