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Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross' (ew.com)

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Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.

“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”

According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (12 children)

~~Reminder that her daughter's dad is Charlie Sheen, meaning that at the height of his crazy, Kate was shacking up with him~~

She always seemed intelligent, but I think it's just because she has an English accent

Like, she doesn't even know chickens have a combination but vagina, and we're supposed to take her word on this?

There's a non-zero chance her daughter and the boyfriend are fucking with her too. Even if I saw an egg come out of someone's but, I'm gonna take the logical explanation that he or someone else put it up there. Especially since it was apparently hard boiled.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

... combination but vagina ...

Cloaca.

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

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