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Yes. We'll have to.
All the required supplies can be found at your local hardware store
We'll burn down the Home Depots last.
My understanding is that, while the full truth is probably a bit messier than this, Home Depot has put more money toward conservative politicians and causes than Lowes has.
Probably. But there are more home depots. We'll go locally owned, Ace, Lowe's, and Home Depot in reverse burn priority given proximity. Deal?
Sounds reasonable.
I propose we make some minor changes to the standard guillotine though, as potentially we will need to use it in a zero gravity environment when these fuckers try to escape to space.
I believe a pair of micro-rockets would give the blade assembly the appropriate near-gravity acceleration, but we do need to run the numbers to ensure we don't end up with single use devices. That would be so wasteful.
Let's hook it up to righteously trained AI and let them try to talk it out of guillotining them. If they manage it they just get to lose all their money instead of their head.
Why not a slow hydraulic cylinder to push the blade down?
Just adapt a normal mechanical, flywheel press. They work quite fast, great output.
Cuz rockets are cool.
Too much effort. Let's get a multi ton autohammer and speedrun this shit
People like pichai think they’re invincible 😆