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What the fuck is that real?
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
How good is your boobs or butt detector?
I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.
Can't be worse than the Tumblr algorithm banning photos of deserts as porn.
Lol no, they aren't going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It's a joke about these "send us your ID to confirm your age" things get breached all the time
It might work though. They keep making laws about using "commercial databases" but they never say you actually have to pay for them.
I believe it's a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.
While the data breach part isn't real, the rest of it is.
lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn't.
Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don't like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit
Lmfao you don't read the community you're in?
thanks, Today i learned :
Shitpost ~= (Jokes, Banter, etc ...)
It's related to Australian social media ban for teenagers https://discord.com/safety/introducing-new-teen-by-default-experiences-for-australian-users It's not discord's fault, they are just complying with a ridiculous law.
Almost ;
it's a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.