HowAbt2day

joined 2 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh come on. You know.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 3 hours ago

MAGA - TACO: “no they’re not!”

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 10 hours ago

Nike is going to sponsor this little fella.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 10 hours ago

How much face work did Bob Barker get done? For 139 years old he looks tip top.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 7 points 10 hours ago

This dating app profile is making my pee pee skin tight and veiny.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 79 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 13 hours ago

Twice before lunch to be accurate

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 48 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Moms a real looker.

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