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Anon buys a can of beans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What?

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

no. this makes complete sense.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven't eaten any in a long time.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You died for 7 minutes on the operating table and went into a coma. We are experimental researchers trying to communicate to you through a new brain interface. We are trying to get you to wake up.

Are you ready to be woke?