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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah those are fighting words even though my attorney advised me to not fight toddlers anymore.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Attorney got tired of you trying to sue every time you lost one of those fights, huh?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Medical bills are expensive my dude.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's all those lollipops you ate.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

lmao, I hope you had a great holiday CumFart. Is it okay if I call you CumFart?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need a better attorney.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago

Free Hat!

Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in Westown Park. When that many babies get together, they can be like piranha!