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Was not able to find programming_horror (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by vaderaj@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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If this ain't bad enough, their philosophy is cherry on the cake

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[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

5 Repeat until completion

What the fuck IS completion here? Just running indefinitely until the user manually kills the loop?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Just analyze the code and see if it halts. Simple.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Completion here is when shareholders orgasm simultaneously.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Sometimes it the model just decides it's perfect sometimes it keeps adding unit tests and features. I've also heard of cases where it determines it's in a loop a kills it's PID lol