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[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With all the feeding and clothing the poor, and the

Whoever kidnaps a person, whether that person has been sold or is still held in possession, shall be put to death.

And the

You shall not oppress a resident alien; you know the heart of an alien, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt.

And the

Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it will be hard for a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

I would argue a true Christian would be considered part of the "radical left" and that conservativism is an anathema to chistianity.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Why did you skip the part where Jesus said he is here to fulfill the law, not abolish it. That we must continue the old law that told you how to get slaves from the nations around you and how to properly beat them, or to kill a woman if she doesn't bleed her first time. I think only those who haven't actually studied the bible would think Jesus was this great guy.