Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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submitted 9 months ago by passepartout@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Writes code on paper to avoid side effects" - ROFL

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago

Programming would be great, if it wasn't for computers (and users, too, but those would stay away without the damn computers).

(Don't get me wrong, I love computers, they're great, as long as they stay turned off.)