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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who'd be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you hung out in the woods, ate ramps, and earned bikes in some sort of make out competition?

Not judging, but I think this might be a somewhat singular upbringing you experienced.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That's what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!

[–] Toastmaster2000@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah, I built BMX ramps in the woods with my neighbor too!

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What’s weird is I saw this meme a couple of years ago with the same photo but the kid’s name was Cody. I don’t know what happened in between then and OP, I can only assume some in-joke that got lost

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

With the ramps. Dirt ramps don't kiss very well though...