I'll bring the ditchweed.
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Wcw vs Nwo revenge on N64 while listening to savage garden
Savage garden? Not gonna pretend I didnt listen to them, but not during n64 nights with the buds.
No judgement, but they are a different vibe from the bands on those shirts.
I had that exact Rage shirt and I'm fucking mad now
Pretty sure I had that Cradle of Filth shirt
"Hey common, we're going to Shaun's house and going to enter as many random numbers into the CD key input box as it takes to unlock our burned StarCraft copy we got from my older brother"
Don't forget to grab the wired controllers, I’m not playing Pro Skater on a 3rd party one with a sticky button.
Barely a day goes by that I dont hope this happens
I hope they’re doing well. I’m guessing they’re about 38 now?
I have to say that one of my biggest regrets in life is spending about 3,000 BTC on pizza. I'd be a millionaire or more if I wasn't drunk and in my first apartment.
Brag about how you spent 3000 BTC on pizza to EVERYONE to make up for it. Hell, start an alpha male podcast just to flex on the internet. If 2 luxury cars are enough surely that pizza is too.
So, since I am female, starting an alpha male podcast might be the most sigma move ever 🤔
Just DOOOO IIIIT! Don't let your dreams be bygones!
Hey you hit your head pretty hard bro it's 2007 shia lebouf is okay and halo 3 just came out
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3000 BTC? That's about $354,000,000 (ish) at the time of writing this.
Everybody who bought pizza back then paid the same opportunity cost.
Do not despair. If you hadn’t spent that 3,000 BTC on pizza, it never would have been worth anything to begin with.
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oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11
You'd be arrested for 1)illegal time travelling; 2)ruining the American false flag op that allowed for the invasion of the Middle East!
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I wanna do a show like 11/22/63 or whatever the date is, and instead of JFK it's save harambee and save the timeline.
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How did you find a pic of me in high school??
Joke's on all of y'all. I still burn CDs. My car has a four disc CD changer.
I usually had the fastest CD burner available. Bought my discs in 50 packs.
Convenience is a 52x disc burner which can burn a disc in less than a minute
Wisdom is burning at 1x anyway because it results in a higher quality burn
(this may not apply to burning music, I usually burn PSX games)
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Same here, I probably still have some sealed spindles of black discs hiding on boxes.
Oh god no, not that time again, no, NOOOO!
I miss getting home from rugby Saturday morning jumping on my bike and going house to house knocking on the door and in the most polite voice asking if my friend could please come hangout and stay the night. Each house the party size would increase then id finally get back to my house and all my friends would crowd around a tiny TV and we'd play wwe with a multi tap, 4 player splitscreen or die tries on a single player game for like 1 or 2 hours before my mum came and told us we had had enough time in front of screens and needed to go play outside.
Fun times
My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who'd be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol
So you hung out in the woods, ate ramps, and earned bikes in some sort of make out competition?
Not judging, but I think this might be a somewhat singular upbringing you experienced.
What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That's what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!
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These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.
I'll let you figure out who went where.
100% kid in the middle is in jail. Sales on the left, accounting on the right.
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