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[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have to say that one of my biggest regrets in life is spending about 3,000 BTC on pizza. I'd be a millionaire or more if I wasn't drunk and in my first apartment.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Brag about how you spent 3000 BTC on pizza to EVERYONE to make up for it. Hell, start an alpha male podcast just to flex on the internet. If 2 luxury cars are enough surely that pizza is too.

[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So, since I am female, starting an alpha male podcast might be the most sigma move ever 🤔

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just DOOOO IIIIT! Don't let your dreams be bygones!

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey you hit your head pretty hard bro it's 2007 shia lebouf is okay and halo 3 just came out

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Oh please let me wake up...I would do any kind of work just to prevent this future, I'd go to the coal mines, I'd beat up my parents until they let me.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

3000 BTC? That's about $354,000,000 (ish) at the time of writing this.

[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do not despair. If you hadn’t spent that 3,000 BTC on pizza, it never would have been worth anything to begin with.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Now it's extra tragic. They should have just made a meal at home and stopped crypto.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Everybody who bought pizza back then paid the same opportunity cost.