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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 119 points 2 days ago (3 children)

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!!!!

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 71 points 2 days ago

COPILOTS, COPILOTS, COPILOTS, COPILOTS!!!!

There, I updated it for you and I hate it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you missed the best part

AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! sweat pouring off balmer as his body goes into shock from the pain

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbe

this little gem turned 20 years old on Jan 24 this year.