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The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape.
By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass
Tongue of Theseus
It's a classic
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn't mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
I guess a less rude analogy would have been, "If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?"
We're just having a totally sincere intellectual deliberation here about the Tongue of Theseus conundrum
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
Burn your tongue on a pizza roll, they'll be gone quick
what about capsaican? can i sweat everything out with a billion capsaicans?
This made me picture someone panting so hard their tongue was flopping like a dogs tongue out the car window wearing off skin cells