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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NGL, I kinda wish someone lived in my butt and ate my gonads once in a while.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll settle for "lick and suck upon" since mine don't regenerate.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You should try regenerating yours,really elevates the experience.

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 18 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the tip FartMaster69

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ya, since I started regenerating, my gonads and I had the most wonderful time. but they don't want you to know this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Wait until you realize you don't have to wait until they're obliterated to generate gonads. New horizons, mon frere.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Regeneration would undo a vasectomy, and that is quite undesirable.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can you be sure they don't regenerate if you don't try obliterating them once in a while?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Well, I for one am ready to obliterate my gonads. They keep you from thinking about money.