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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

At this point I'm convinced they're inventing shiny stuff to keep the drooling senior happy until it's time to replace him.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Agree! It basically says so in the first sentence of the article!

President Donald Trump has added another shiny award to his cabinet of trophies that have just been invented