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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 128 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago

WARNING DO NOT CLICK, MASSIVE SPOILER YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why can I vividly picture what these smell like?

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That weird waxy coating, right?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure what you're thinking of is the blasphemy called fondant.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I... I think i was talking about the waxy cups? But maybe that's fondant, too. (Though, somehow my smell association with fondant is the cold freezer-burn smell.)

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Whoops, I misunderstood then.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That you can picture any kind of smell is worth calling a scientist about.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I picture your mom every night

[–] zout@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] parzival@lemmy.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can picture smells but I don't think I have synesthesia, I thought that was just for seeing colors from sounds and stuff? 

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would also say I can picture a smell, but maybe "imagine" is a better word.

Synesthesia is any kind of crossing of senses. I had a friend in college who had synesthesia for colors and smells and shapes (I apparently smell like a purple and orange blobby shape) but she also had these weird ways of visualizing time that was also in a similar vein. It's pretty complex and multifaceted.

Edit: This thread is delightfully full of giddy 90s trolls who are goofing on absolutely everything.

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Probably because it’s likely made of the obscenity that is American buttercream.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thanks. Had no idea as a Finn what this was about and I was born in the 80's.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you the protagonist of My Summer Car?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know the game but haven't played it, so you tell me. Am I?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you curse with things like "dick of a pussy", I'm gonna guess yes.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I don't think I've ever used or even heard the phrase... unfortunately..?

But "the pussy of a dick" would be something like "vitun kyrpä", which is something I may have used once or twice or thrice or...

But it's more like saying "you fucking dick". "Vittu" is our "fuck" more or less, contextually, although if you take it literally it means a certain type of female reproductive organ, yeah. But then again if you take "fuck" literally it's having sex.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Same. All of what you said. I figured it was something that just wasn't a thing here.