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[โ€“] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the 'Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind' step is also missing

[โ€“] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

You reckon maybe it's optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it's a mystery to me