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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Um ok I would suggest removing the underwear in the second image but honestly I don't know anything about being a sailor or life in a ship

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Me, a sailor:

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So is the buddy optional or do you just shit yourself while holding hands with your new bestie on the edge of the ship

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

I imagine it's like when a dog looks you in the eye for emotional support while taking a shit.

[–] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The latter, it's not gay (unless...)

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

It isn't.

It would only become gay if the buddy offered to be shat on, but that can't happen on the ship.

Why?

If the ship has no functioning toilets (otherwise why shit like this), chances are it never even had a working shower.

The higher-ups would be livid.

Truly a anti-gay ship.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the 'Avoid direct eye contact while your ass is in the wind' step is also missing

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

You reckon maybe it's optional? Or maybe sailors assert dominance that way. Like I said, it's a mystery to me