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submitted 1 day ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

2026: "My LLM is female and conscious."

2016: "My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?

[–] mech@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Same energy.