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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/