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I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.
Well I'm a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother's bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that's why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.
Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.
Why, if you rub it in with your foot enough people will just think it was a regular spill.
I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad
What a terrible day to have eyes.
And feet