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Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap?
Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.
Seems like it should be possible to introduce crab grass to his lawn...
That’s like the bamboo idea. I like it. Really makes me think about how genius the creeping bamboo is.
Depends how much revenge you need. There is a sliding scale between pooping on his doormat to planting creeping bamboo to planting an IED.
Somewhere between the bamboo and IED
if he has a dog, you could put broken glass into dog food and feed it to the dog.
Whoa now! His dog didn’t do anything to me!
Also, you have a very appropriate username
While I hate dogs, I can't really condone this.
I'm just brainstorming here.
I get that.
Just wasn't very tasty.
I find a well aimed missile tends to do the trick
Good ol frozen piss disc. /s