well now we can add on: “illegal gambling on literally everything”
and “1984 level surveillance being sold to the government instead of being done by them directly so somehow legal”
… maybe something about giant ai networks of murder robots waging war?
fuck why did we have to get the worst cyberpunk sci-fi future….

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish it was literally everything. I want to buy Trump insurance.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://polymarket.com/event/trump-out-as-president-by-march-31

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oooh 16% chance by December! You've brightened my day.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

well that percentage is just determined by ~~betting~~ purchases of stocks related to the outcome of a prediction….
and i think magats are over represented on there, so i’d put the odds at higher than that.
i’ll put the cynicism behind a spoiler tag but

spoiler for brightened days

president jd vance will be worse than president trump… also trump being impeached was always part of the Proj 2025 plan. We could end up with V.P. Steve Bannon, then JD could resign and then, Adolph’s your uncle.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like this comment every time I see it posted in response to this meme. Then I hit subscribe, then I SMASH THAT BELL ICON SO YOUR MOBILEK SHIVERS WITH ECSTACY IN YOUR POCKET WHENEVER I POST AN UPDATE

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Found the Funholeite