Programmer Humor

"We're living in the future. I'll tell you how I know. I read it in the paper. Fifteen years ago."

Having watched enough Kitboga I think we're underestimating the impact of the sheer joy and catharsis fake money for criminals ends up causing

Hmmm ... the technology that is literally driving people insane so a few investors can make advertising money

How about

• reinventing trains but worse
• rocketing amount of space launches filling up junk
• we deliver everything but once we take over it'll all be crap rip off products (for slave wages)
• we deliver any food by people who can't drive (for slave wages)
• we'll create algorithms to enforce society divisions and hurt mental health of children
• we'll take over a popular platform and make it even more disgusting and fascist

"Exploiting immigrants to deliver food"

Don't forget about the tech/government surveillence state that is all up in your ass

Needs a "penis rocket" option.

Where's "video games that you never actually own, but at least you pay to beat them"?

Where's "removal of a common phone feature, because if you don't buy a $528 external DAC and a $9164 planar headphones, you'll be okay with a pair of raycons"?

It’s funny how a lot of “innovations” are really just old ideas wrapped in new technology.

Personally I'd say every single product and service being transparently wrapped in a personal information honeypot

I like those note-taking apps that require my location for a better user experience

Lering center

In case someone needs help:

Uber/Lyft

Airbnb

Bitcoin/Crypotocurrency

ChatGPT/LLMs