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We live in the future! (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] brewery@feddit.uk 25 points 1 day ago

How about

reinventing trains but worse
rocketing amount of space launches filling up junk
we deliver everything but once we take over it'll all be crap rip off products (for slave wages)
we deliver any food by people who can't drive (for slave wages)
we'll create algorithms to enforce society divisions and hurt mental health of children
we'll take over a popular platform and make it even more disgusting and fascist